Happiest Place On Earth My Ass!

Who in the hell goes to Disney in the middle of summer! This guy! Unfortunately, I am married to a Disney fanatic, and she forces me to go. Happy wife happy life so they say. Anyhow you always hear about Disney being the happiest place on earth. I believe at some point initially it can be. But for an adult male in the middle of June, it can be unforgiving. Lol. Just to start off with the obvious, it's insanely hot in the summer. God bless those poor unfortunate souls who come down from the north to vacation in Orlando. It's a different type of hot here in Florida! The heat alone will just make you miserable. Now I'm not bashing Disney World or anything. I enjoy going during certain times of year (Epcot Food and Wine Festival). But I tell you what, you see and run into some crazy shit at Disney. First off, during the summer, everyone in the world goes on vacation and they come to Orlando. Vacation capital of the world. Everyone is here! So, no matter where you go, everywhere is jammed packed with tourists. Especially Disney World. Expect 1-2 hour wait times for attractions. Trust me, Genie+ is worth it! You will definitely see some shit! I saw Chewbacca sporting pink lipstick wearing a lovely Cinderella dress taking a picture with Winnie the Pooh. It was definitely getting attention! You pretty much see people dress however they want. And I guess that must be a great feeling for most people who want to do that. I think it's confusing as f@#k for the little girl who is waiting in line to wearing a Cinderella dress as well. That's my opinion. I don't claim to know what that little girl is thinking. No, I am not homophobic or have anything against someone’s sexuality. Just stating the obvious. Also, you must deal with the horde of South American tourists who come in large groups of 50 plus people. They look like a herd of gazelles who have had plastic surgery and love Tommy Hilfiger clothing! Good luck trying to get through or around. You are basically at their mercy traffic wise. If they stop somewhere, you might as well park and pretend you are stuck in I-4 traffic. Because it feels the same way. Not to mention the kids are like rude, annoying hyenas who have no sense of personal space. They don't give a shit if you are waiting in that spot for an hour for the parade to start. The parents don't give a shit either and just let them run around like animals. Then there are some of the cast members who are like WTF! So, I was waiting in line for popcorn and there were a few others waiting as well for the kernels to pop. I witnessed the cast member give the customer stale popcorn and she knew it too. The customer asked for a fresh batch and then cast member refused. I couldn’t believe this shit! Popcorn is so cheap and so profitable that it covers the $50,000 display of fireworks for the Happily Ever After show every night! SMH! This woman flipped on the cast member and rightfully so. Don't get me wrong, a majority of the cast members are great. But there are some that are like " Wow you are just a piece of shit!".  

Enough about the house with the big mouse. So, I guess Trump is using sneakers to campaign for this year's election? Or someone decided in my opinion to make a fashion statement. Who knows. I get the hats and t-shirts and flags. Lol, I wonder if they have underwear or toilet paper. Lmao. Now before you get crazy political on me, just know I don't give a shit who is elected or what your political views are. I don't take any sides. I respect everyone's opinions and decisions and views. But since we are on the subject, since when did politics become so entertaining? There is a ton of funny shit going on in politics. So, who came up with some of these group names? You got the leftists, which even have far leftists. You have conservative and liberal. You have WOKE and Awaken, I think. Right Wing, whatever the f@#k that means. I thought there was only democrats and republican. Sorry for my political ignorance! I didn't know that certain news stations push agendas and narrative for political parties. Word on the street is CNN is democratic and Fox news is republican. I did watch both and it's definitely true! I hate to say it. And I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Just calling it how I see it. 

So, me and the wife have been watching the Planet of the Apes series so we can be up to date on the new Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.  We still haven’t watched the new one yet.  But, Random Pointless Thoughts, lol.  I was thinking in my head, would it really go down that way.  Would us humans die of some disease or virus?  Would the Apes really kick our ass?  Would everything go straight to shit?  I don’t know.  I know Hollywood is all about death and destruction of the human race.  Of course, that's what sells movies.  But I don’t know.  I think there would be some shit between Apes and Humans at first no doubt. But I believe we would settle something and live together. Seriously think about it. Imagine the delicious Banana recipes they would come up with. I’m Hispanic and we love bananas. We make all types of delicious food with it. Imagine being in the gym with a Silverback Gorilla. His deadlift and bench press would be insane! Now I’m going to make a turn into crazy. And you know this would happen. I’m going to try to address it as a mature adult. But you know that there will be people having sex with the Apes. We both know it. There are people in this world having sex with goats and pigs. Serious! Google it! There would be a whole type of porn out there. One can only imagine what the content would be. I’m going to just stop there, and you can go further down that rabbit hole by yourself. I’ve gone far enough. “Apes together strong!” Lol.