Asking for a friend!

So as I sit here dropping a plop, I couldn't help but think about the many different colors I've seen my own poop in. So in my crazy head, I was thinking, is it even possible for one's own poop to be pink or even purple? Hmmm... Let's dive a little more into the subject, shall we? So obviously it has to be something we eat, but what? Flamingos eat shrimp to turn pink. I've never seen their poop, so I wouldn't know if it is pink. But what can we eat to make it pink? Also, how much do we have to eat and for how long? Days, weeks, months, or even years? Can't help but wonder. LMAO. What if I only ate pink crayons for a week? I'm telling you, I'm onto something! Don't believe me? Feed your dog a box of crayons and check his poop out. You're welcome! I wonder if this would even be a thing. All it takes is one viral post on TikTok. Next thing you know, it will be all over social media. I will gladly share pictures of my poop! Men are proud when they finish taking a massive shit! We even give brownie points for the worst stench! Ask your husbands and boyfriends. This is what we do. "This Is The Way."

Now, if this fad were really to take off, you would have the crazy fetish people all over it like flies on a freshly dropped plop. Don't believe me? Google "2 Girls and a Cup". Yes, I have seen the video. The first time I was introduced to this video, I only lasted like 10 seconds because I vomited in the trash can. Now, don't judge me, but I have seen it again and was barely able to make it through the video. And yes, people, this is a real sexual fetish! Also, YouTube has some great hilarious videos of people being recorded watching the video. You will hear the unique music playing, so you will know they are watching the original video. Jesus, I'm about to vomit just thinking about it. Oh lord, I had to recover for a minute. I'm warning you, it's not for the faint of heart, but your life will never be complete until you have attempted to watch that video. This subject will come up at one point in your life, and you don't want to feel left out.

About to take things a step further, have your waste basket handy. Now back to the pink or purple poop. I bet there will be a market for that stuff. I guarantee there are some crazy motherf@#kers out there who will gobble it up like Crisp Creme Donuts. Seriously, like you could do it up with powdered sugar, pink frosting with rainbow sprinkles, and caramel turtles. Wait, I got it! Mexican street corn! I know, very sick stuff. But you know I'm telling the truth and there could be a market for it. If anyone is interested in a possible online business, hit me up. If women can sell used fart-saturated pants online, so can we. Just saying! I wonder if Etsy will allow us to sell on their platform. Someone do some research and let me know. I can imagine how those emails will go. LOL. While you're at it, check eBay and Amazon. I know eBay used to let you sell dirty clothes. Do people still use eBay? I don't even remember the last time I used the platform.

So last but not least, I heard there was a company that would go door to door and sell sex toys and such. Like set up parties like Tupperware. Holy shit! Now my mind went racing when I heard about this. Now if you are not a Gen X or older, then you may not have experienced a Tupperware party. Tupperware was huge in the 80s. You would get a knock on your door. A salesman or woman would show you the product, ask if you think the neighbors would be interested. Next thing you know, they are giving a demo at your house and the whole neighborhood is there. Anyways, back on topic, imagine this happening now in your household. Add alcohol. This could be good but also just a recipe for divorce. But one can only imagine how the demonstration of products would be like. Just for absolute entertainment purposes, I would request three demos from a straight female, a gay male, and a lesbian. I would love to see how each is going to sell me on a dildo, fleshlights, lube, etc... I am just overwhelmed with laughter just imagining this type of situation. You know it would be very different with each one. If anyone does this, please let me know. I expect a full report.

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